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Politics and Government
October 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 ways Canada is helping fleeing Americans

As the American president invades city after city in the USA, Canada stands by to offer help to American citizens

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Travel and Places
October 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Fort Wayne’s 5 greatest moonshiners

Life in Fort Wayne over the years has challenged many residents. A little nip gets more than a few through

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Travel and Places
October 1, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The magnificent maniacs of Fort Wayne Memorial Raceway: A loving tribute to drivers who probably shouldn’t have had licenses

Between 1967 and 1994, Fort Wayne Memorial Raceway stood as a beacon of questionable safety standards and even more questionable

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Travel and Places
September 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 worst gunslingers in Fort Wayne history (couldn’t hit a barn, literally)

The Wild West may have been far from Fort Wayne, but in the 1800s, the city still had its share

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Travel and Places
September 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 Fort Wayne neighborhoods that still think it’s 1984

Every city has pockets of time where the past lingers. In Fort Wayne, there are entire neighborhoods still spiritually (and

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Travel and Places
September 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 local festivals that started as garage sales

Fort Wayne loves a festival. But peel back the fried food and corporate sponsorships, and you’ll often find humble beginnings

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Travel and Places
September 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Six Fort Wayne pizza places where you’re 70% likely to see your ex in sweatpants

Nothing says “small city romance” like running into your ex at a pizza joint, wearing their “I Gave Up” sweatpants

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Politics and Government
September 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 towns Trump will take next

After invading Los Angeles, DC and soon Chicago, I talked to my people on the ground to get a list

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Travel and Places
September 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five classical music hits that were written, produced, and performed by Fort Wayne musicians

Fort Wayne doesn’t often get credit as a hub of classical music. That’s mostly because the city’s Philharmonic shares its

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Work and Careers
September 6, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 shocking questions a famous breakfast restaurant asks in interviews

1. “How Many Eggs Can You Juggle While Explaining the Difference Between Grits and Hash Browns?” If you don’t instinctively

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Social Media
September 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful.

Humbled. Honored. Excited. Grateful. Words cannot capture this moment—but I will still post 400 of them to make sure the

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Travel and Places
September 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five worst Fort Wayne dog groomers (according to my very nervous Schnauzer)”

My schnauzer Karl is not what you’d call emotionally resilient. He cries when I shift the ottoman. He shivers when

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Travel and Places
September 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Five most iconic buildings in Fort Wayne (that may or may not be legally habitable)

If you spend any time in Fort Wayne, Indiana—which, let’s face it, you probably do because your cousin’s getting married

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Politics and Government
August 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 crimes fought by the National Guard

They sent in the National Guard to Washington DC. Here are 10 of the most common crimes they fight every

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Uncategorized
August 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 fictional characters who just don’t respect trump enough

Bugs Bunny: “Very Disloyal Rabbit” Trump ranted at a rally that Bugs Bunny has “no respect for authority.” He complained

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