You are always number one in my eyes
Not sure why all the ruckus about Donald Trump having a picture of himself on his phone lock screen. I
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
The surprising health benefits of feeling pain
According to this article in Time magazine, there are measurable health benefits to your body feeling pain. Upon learning this,
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Sam the retired trash man: last minute candidate for President of the United States
“Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Americans, and everyone who has ever been stuck behind someone driving 10 miles under the speed
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3 weak jokes about the planned Chick-Fil-A streaming TV service
Chick-Fil-A is launching a TV streaming platform… But it’s closed on Sundays, so don’t even think about binge-watching that day.
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Derek Jeter’s gift baskets from 2010
Yankees GM Brian Cashman blames the cheating Astros for keeping them out of the World Series for so long. Lol.
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Johnny Football 2.0: Because Cleveland Loves a Good Trainwreck
The Cleveland Browns have never been averse to revisiting old mistakes. It’s practically a part of their brand. And so,
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Elon Musk Promises Free Tesla Motorcycles to All Trump Voters: “Badassery on Two Wheels”
Elon Musk announced today that every American who votes for Donald Trump in the upcoming election will receive a brand-new
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Pop Crackle Snap
(A spoken word poem.) Pop. Crackle. Snap. Yeah, I’m talking about popcorn, that buttery king of the snack aisle, The
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I was fired from Major League Baseball
It all started with what I thought was a stroke of pure genius. Major League Baseball needed a shot in
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Costco lands contract to serve $1.50 hot dogs and $2 pizza at the 2024 League Championship Series
Costco has been named the official food provider for both the American League and National League Championship Series, bringing their
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Apple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brain
In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.
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Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — In
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If I flap my arms, I may be able to fly
10-14. Today is sports history (1975). In Game 6 of the World Series, Boston Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk hit
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Walk offs and pillow fights
10-13. Today in sports history. 1960. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the New York Yankees 10-9 in Game 7 of the
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Sure but can he score a goal and get a penalty at the same time?
10-12. Today in sports history (1996): Dale Hunter scored his 300th career goal and became the first NHL player to
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