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January 10, 2010 Joe Ditzel

X-Ray

Hyde: They should’ve X-rayed your head at the hospital.
Kelso: They did. And for your information, they found nothing.

– That 70’s Show

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January 9, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Aaron Karo Interview

LAist asks author and comedian Aaron Karo seven questions.

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January 8, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Alyson Hannigan Grabs Favorite TV Comedy Actress Award At The People’s Choice Awards 2010

People's Choice Awards 2010 - Press Room

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January 8, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Funnier NBA Team- New Your Knicks or Los Angeles Clippers?

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January 8, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Fast Down the 405

When going down fast down the 405 into the Valley I’ll pop my trunk to create air resistance in effort to help my brakes.

– Brody Stevens

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January 8, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Name Your WiFi Network- A Warning to Your Dumb Neighbors

Use your wifi network to send a message.

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January 7, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Chevy Chase at the People’s Choice Awards 2010

People's Choice Awards 2010 - Inside

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January 7, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Your Next Tattoo Spot Might Be Your Eyeballs

Running out of tattoo space? How about the whites of your eyes?

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Comics and Cartoons
January 7, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Smartphone outsmarts Superphone

Smartphone outsmarts Superphone in the Joy of Techcomic at Geekculture.com.

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January 1, 2010 Joe Ditzel

Very Attractive Single Woman

Personal ads from psychologists in The New Yorker.

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Comedians
December 31, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Gallagher – The Onion Interview

Is it me or does Gallagher tend to ramble in this interview with the Onion?

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Sports
December 30, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Sports Quote: Door is Closed

This game’s in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jell-O’s jigglin’!

– Chick Hearn, Legendary Voice of the LA Lakers

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December 22, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Top 10 Songs of the Decade?

Do you agree with WestWord’s Top 10 Songs of the Decade? At at minimum check out Drive By Truckers’ fantastic “Danko/Manuel” at the number 5 spot.

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December 22, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Postal Redux

Listening to this old The Postal Service song I can see their huge influence on Owl City.

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December 15, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Polar Ice Recedes Exposing Hundreds of Hidden Lairs

Scientists discover hundreds of lairs as polar ice recedes.

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