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Tech and Science
November 3, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Geek Style: Wifi Shirt

I want this t-shirt from Think Geek that glows when it is in range of a wi-fi signal.

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ComedyUncategorized
November 2, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Pat Corley and Jerry Corley

I stumbled upon comedian Jerry Corley’s site– he’s headlines across the country and has appeared in several TV shows. He also teaches a comedy workshop. Interestingly, his father was Pat Corley, a character actor who you may remember as the bartender on “Murphy Brown.” Sadly, Pat died from congestive heart failure on 9/11/06.

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General
October 31, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Drew Carey To Donate $1,000,000 To Fight Cancer if He Gets One Million Twitter Followers by Dec 31, 2009

Drew Carey commits to donating $1 to help fight cancer for each twitter follower he gets by the end of the year. The goal is $1,000,000. You can follow Drew here.

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October 31, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Find A Manly Halloween Costume for Your Girly Son

The Onion gives tips for choosing costumes for your son.

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ComedyUncategorized
October 31, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Arnold Flips Hidden Message

Arnold Schwarnegger sends a note back to lawmakers with a hidden message.

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Home and Garden
October 31, 2009 Joe Ditzel

The $8,000 Aquarium Sink

I finally found the $8000 sink I had been looking for.

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ComedyGeneral
October 30, 2009 Joe Ditzel

DeadFrog.com Catches Up With David Cross

DeadFrog.com sits down to catch up with comedian and actor David Cross.

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ComedyGeneral
October 28, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Jerry Seinfeld Greets Bill Cosby, Recipient of the 12th Annual Mark Twain Prize, at the Kennedy Center in Washington

UPI POY 2009 - Entertainment.

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Quote
October 25, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Don’t Be Afraid, My Son

Priest: Don’t be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God.
Calogero ‘C’ Anello: I don’t know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
Priest: Ya got a point.

– A Bronx Tale

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Quote
October 25, 2009 Joe Ditzel

What’s Your Name, Kid?

Sonny: What’s your name, kid?
Calogero ‘C’ Anello: Calogero.
Sonny: That’s a long name. Don’t you have a nickname?
Calogero ‘C’ Anello: No.
Sonny: What do your friends call you?
Calogero ‘C’ Anello: Calogero.
Sonny: That makes sense.

– A Bronx Tale

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Uncategorized
October 25, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Gotta Go

Sometimes you just gotta go.

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October 25, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Wheel of Lunch

Can’t decide where to eat? Plug in your zip code and spin the Wheel of Lunch.

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Relationships and Dating
October 24, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Bad Engagement Photos

Love is blind. Or so it seems in these bad engagement photos.

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Comedians
October 23, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Soupy Sales Dead at 83

Sad news- Soupy Sales has passed away at the age of 83.

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Uncategorized
October 22, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Music Store Ad in Iowa

Well, if it moves merch then it works:


Commercial Fail
by epicfailcom

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