Joe Ditzel

Sergeant Hulka: We got a full day ahead of us. We’re gonna start out with a five-mile run.
[Soldiers groan]
John Winger: I know that I’m speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Sergeant Hulka: Well, I’ll tell you what, soldier. Let’s make it ten miles.

– Stripes

Cruiser: I guess we’re going after John and Russell. I can’t believe they’re Russian spies. Can you?
Psycho: All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

– Stripes