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July 26, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Goal

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July 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Wagon

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

– Henry Ward Beecher

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July 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Signs Of Intelligence in Ann Arbor, Michigan

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June 30, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Funniest 2008 Presidential Candidate

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Valet

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Tie

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June 27, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Window

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June 9, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Pad Crashin’ with Borat’s Luenell

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June 6, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Carell jokes about on-screen kiss with The Rock

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May 8, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Acori is Chillin’

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May 4, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Walker

You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag.

– Phyllis Diller

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May 4, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Head Down

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing at you.

– Phyllis Diller

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April 21, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Pressure

“You don’t know what pressure is until you’ve played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.”

-Lee Trevino

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April 21, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Deep Tan

“Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes.”

-Dave Marr

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April 8, 2008 Joe Ditzel

Rock Chalk Translated

A Memphis family on game night.

(The Kansas Jayhawks defeated Memphis to win the 2008 NCAA Basketball Championship).

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