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Entertainment
November 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Painting the town

My first job in show business was paint wrangler for the Blue Man Group.

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Animals
November 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Doggie don’t like to dance

Is it considered animal abuse if I dance with the dog while holding his front paws up and singing while

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The food was so bad in London, we did this.

Liliane: “The food was so bad in London, we ordered DoorDash from Paris.”

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I miss the OLD Paris…

I miss the OLD Paris…or did I live in London then?

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New York is Chicago but…

New York City is Chicago but with more crime and better pizza.

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Animals
November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose

When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose.

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Sports
November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I walked up fairways two ways in the snow

Boomers are out here claiming they never needed modern golf tech to learn the game, spinning “toughest golf childhood” tales

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Sports
November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That golfer at your office annoying everyone

That golfer at your office annoying everyone. (Do people still go to offices?) #golf #golflife #work #job

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Music
November 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Super Bowl LVIII: Taylor Swift’s Dual Role – Halftime Star and Bride-to-be with Travis Kelce

(November 2, 2023 – New York City) In a move that promises to redefine Super Bowl halftime shows, the NFL

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Sports
November 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

A golfer’s self-image vs stark reality

About right. #golf #golfer #hacker

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Travel and Places
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Portland actors who took their roles way too seriously

Portland, the unofficial capital of quirky, well, aside from and Beth, my ex, has long been home to an eclectic

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Writing
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The last typewriter

This is the last typewriter I’ll ever buy.

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Government
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

But what if I LIKE mail carriers?

But what if I LIKE mail carriers?

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Celebrities
October 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Forget the possible

If a celebrity story mentions they had “possible cosmetic surgery,” forget the possible part.

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Music
October 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift announces first concert on Mars

Taylor’s Mars Mission: Join Taylor Swift and her crew as they establish the first concert on Mars. The exclusive “Red

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