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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The wackiest conventions of Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska, might seem like your typical Midwestern city, but every year, it becomes the unlikely epicenter of the world’s

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Highlights of the 1900s in Omaha

As we flip through the pages of Omaha’s history in the 1900s, we find a city that, much like a

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The most colorful mayors in Omaha history

Omaha, Nebraska, a city known for its rich cultural tapestry and vibrant history, has seen its share of dynamic and

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst motels in Omaha

The Shabby-Shabby Shack: If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to time travel back to the 1970s, but without any

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst smoke shops in Omaha

Corpulent Cloudy Conundrums: This smoke shop is like a treasure hunt, but you’re not sure what the treasure is, or

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Worst road construction sites in Omaha

Welcome to the scenic routes of Omaha, NE, where our motto is “Under Construction Since [Insert Year Here]”. Our streets

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst apartment complexes in Omaha

Creaky Towers Where the floors squeak louder than your morning alarm! This charmingly dilapidated Omaha complex boasts walls so thin,

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Health
November 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst hospitals in Omaha

Welcome to my tour of Omaha‘s most absurdly terrible hospitals, where the only thing that spreads faster than germs is

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Politics and Government
November 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills

Donald Trump faces a mountain of legal bills for his thousands of current court cases. Here are several ways his

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Animals
November 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK

Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK.

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Sports
November 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When your golf clubs are too long

When your golf clubs are too long.

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Tech and Science
November 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The great Windows upgrade inquisition: pop-ups and persistence

Me: (Sitting down with a cup of coffee, ready to start the day.) Ah, let’s see what’s on the agenda

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Money and Finance
November 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you find money in the pocket of an old jacket

That feeling when you find money in the pocket of an old jacket.

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Space and Exploration
November 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Rockstarion constellation

Rockstarion constellation. Southern skies. SQ2 quadrant. Visible between 45°N – 90°S.

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Sports
November 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cussing in Golf: An Investigation

The Undeniable Rationale Behind Cussing in Golf: A Thoughtful Examination Ah, golf! The game of gentlemen, of serene landscapes, of

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