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Crime and Legal
November 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Outdated laws still on the books for some reason in Omaha

Let’s explore some old laws that Omaha might have forgotten to erase from its legal ledgers: “Any squirrel seen loitering

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Superheroes
November 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The League of Barely Adequate Oddballs: Elastic Enigma

In the heart of downtown, there’s a superhero unlike any other. Meet Elastic Enigma, a hero who is racked with

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Fashion and Style
November 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst Omaha hairstyles

The “Corn-Row Combover” (1973) Inventor: Farmer Fredrickson Fredrickson, trying to blend his love for corn and his receding hairline, ingeniously

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Fashion and Style
November 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst hair salons in Omaha

Curl Up & Dye Managed by Dolly, a former circus performer with an affinity for neon colors. Omaha customers never

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Cars and Traffic
November 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst gas stations in Omaha

1. Gassy Gus’s Petroleum Palace: Run by Gassy Gus, a man who claimed his gas was the most organic in

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Retail and Shopping
November 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst grocery stores in Omaha

1. Moldy’s Market: Where Freshness is Just a Word Moldy’s Market is infamous for its interpretation of “farm to table,”

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Travel and Places
November 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Vegas

That feeling when you are trying to wake up after playing poker 3 days straight in Las Vegas.

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Cars and Traffic
November 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Rubber vs. Mr. Road: Who Paves the Way to Glory?

When the rubber meets the road, who wins? In an extraordinary clash of the titans, Mr. Rubber and Mr. Road

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Sports
November 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I carry two foot wedges every round

Golfer in therapy. “I carry two foot wedges every round.”

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Relationships and Dating
November 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

She’s been seeing his brother on the down low

She’s been seeing his brother on the down low.

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Entertainment
November 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Painting the town

My first job in show business was paint wrangler for the Blue Man Group.

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Animals
November 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Doggie don’t like to dance

Is it considered animal abuse if I dance with the dog while holding his front paws up and singing while

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The food was so bad in London, we did this.

Liliane: “The food was so bad in London, we ordered DoorDash from Paris.”

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I miss the OLD Paris…

I miss the OLD Paris…or did I live in London then?

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New York is Chicago but…

New York City is Chicago but with more crime and better pizza.

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