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November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose

When the tourist wanted a selfie with a moose.

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Sports
November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I walked up fairways two ways in the snow

Boomers are out here claiming they never needed modern golf tech to learn the game, spinning “toughest golf childhood” tales

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Sports
November 3, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That golfer at your office annoying everyone

That golfer at your office annoying everyone. (Do people still go to offices?) #golf #golflife #work #job

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Music
November 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Super Bowl LVIII: Taylor Swift’s Dual Role – Halftime Star and Bride-to-be with Travis Kelce

(November 2, 2023 – New York City) In a move that promises to redefine Super Bowl halftime shows, the NFL

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Sports
November 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

A golfer’s self-image vs stark reality

About right. #golf #golfer #hacker

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Travel and Places
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Portland actors who took their roles way too seriously

Portland, the unofficial capital of quirky, well, aside from and Beth, my ex, has long been home to an eclectic

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Writing
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The last typewriter

This is the last typewriter I’ll ever buy.

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Government
October 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

But what if I LIKE mail carriers?

But what if I LIKE mail carriers?

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Celebrities
October 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Forget the possible

If a celebrity story mentions they had “possible cosmetic surgery,” forget the possible part.

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Music
October 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Taylor Swift announces first concert on Mars

Taylor’s Mars Mission: Join Taylor Swift and her crew as they establish the first concert on Mars. The exclusive “Red

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Travel and Places
October 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Groovy mail delivery: Portland’s new fleet of hippie vans hits the road

In a move that blends nostalgia, sustainability, and the quintessential Portland spirit, the city’s mail delivery service has unveiled a

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Travel and Places
October 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s Timber Trailblazers: The World of Wood in the Rose City

Amidst the lush forests and creative spirit of Portland, an innovative wave is sweeping through the timber industry. Local lumber

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Sports
October 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis and Taylor realizes he just doesn’t care

The KC sportswriter assigned to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift realizes he just doesn’t care.

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Sports
October 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Quack on Ice: The legacy of DuckSkate – pioneers in duck hockey skates

Eugene, OR – In the heart of the Willamette Valley, a company that has left an indelible mark on the

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Travel and Places
October 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Opa! Portland Greek Restaurant Takes Plate-Breaking to a Whole New Level

Portland, OR – In the eclectic culinary scene of Portland, innovation knows no bounds. This time, it’s the Greek restaurant

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