10 museums you’ll only find in Portland
The Museum of Vintage Beard Trimmers: From ancient scissors to retro electric buzzers, this museum celebrates the rich history of
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Kids, your mother will be right back
If you don’t think child care is expensive, consider this story: Recently Fort Lauderdale police gave chase to several suspected
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You’ve gained some weight, yes?
Doctor: You’ve gained some weight, yes?Me: You said it like a statement but then added “yes” on the end to
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Did you miss Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour? Don’t worry.
What? You couldn’t pay the $300,000 ticket to see Taylor Swift at SOFI in Los Angeles. And you missed the
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The Rise of “Hip-Hop Hipsters” in Portland
In the summer of 2027, Portland witnessed an unexpected musical phenomenon. From the city that had given the world countless
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Cave paintings near Dead Sea Scrolls depict American football
In 2023, during an expedition near the Dead Sea Scrolls site, archaeologists stumbled upon a hidden cave. Inside, they found
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In Loving Memory of Grandma Agatha “No Guff” McSnark
In an unfortunate yet wholly expected turn of events, the world has been blessedly relieved of the biting wit of
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Places you absolutely should never take a first date
Maybe you saw the viral story about a young woman who wouldn’t get out of the car when they arrived
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10 young movie stars who got so lost in a role they ruined their careers
These 10 young movie stars were touted as future giants of the Hollywood movie industry. So what happened? Sadly, they
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The new kid
The new kid.
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Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
Ready for your 47th cup of coffee?
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The creepy weatherman on the bus
Back when I wanted to be a weatherman, I’d practice my technique at the front of the bus facing the
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The screenwriter for the Will/ Jada biopic realizes he just doesn’t care
The screenwriter for the Will Smith / Jada Pinkett biopic realizes he just doesn’t care.
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The Browns won twice in a row?
Cook: The Browns won twice in a row? Diner: They are better without Watson!
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The great Down Under mix-up
James had always dreamt of visiting Sydney, Australia. He imagined the iconic Sydney Opera House, sunbathing at Bondi Beach, and
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