Comfort murders
“Verily the lust for comfort murders the passion of the soul, and then walks grinning in the funeral.” ― Khalil
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Columbus is the foulest-mouthed city in the nation
Today is the Ohio State vs Penn State and they are both undefeated. This is a good time to remember
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The phone number is not 867-5309
The phone number is not 867-5309. It’s 867-530 NIGH-EE-INE.
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New National Wildlife Tech Service helps animals get revenge on tourist morons
In the dense heart of Yellowstone National Park, there was an unspoken buzz among its wild residents. The National Wildlife
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10 ways my dog chases cars after I accidentally fed him cat food
I accidentally fed the dog some cat food. He still engages in one of his favorite pastimes, chasing cars, but
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Cleveland Browns off-tackle running play explained
This off-tackle running play direct from the official Cleveland Browns playbook shows the clarity of purpose the team has when
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Maddie Moonshine tops country charts with “Portland Pour”
Portland’s country star Maddie Moonshine just hit number one on the country charts with her latest hit “Portland Pour.” Maddie
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Lil Stumptown’s “Portland People” is a regional hit
Portland’s hip hop star Lil Stumptown’s new hit “Portland People” is making waves across the state. “The thing about Portland
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This Portland house had demons. So they opened it up as year-round haunted house.
In the heart of Portland stood a beautiful Victorian home known by locals as the “Waverly-Duncan Residence.” Though it was
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Portland construction company is out of this world
In a quaint neighborhood of Portland, nestled amidst the evergreens and the usual city bustle, stood an unassuming office with
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10 signs the traffic in Portland in worse than ever
Portlanders know Portland traffic has taken on the regretful feel of a mini-LA: Morning Coffee Duration: Your morning coffee has
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When motorcars first arrived in Portland
When motorcars first rumbled through Portland, it was a town where time seemed to stand still, and the people liked
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Colorful characters of early Portland
Portland had some unique characters in the early days. Ezekiel “Ziggy” Pendergrass – The Beaver Hat BaronQuote: “In Portland, the
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When you arrive at the restaurant one minute before closing
Stella and Tom, a young couple, had just finished watching a play in Portland. The post-theater craving for some exquisite
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Use your outside voice in the Denny’s
I want to encourage people to be bold in life. Speak your mind! Get your phone out and have a
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