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Relationships and Dating
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

My ex is like an albatross

My ex-girlfriend is just like an albatross. ·  My ex and an albatross have something in common: they both take

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Travel and Places
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Amazing oral histories from early Portland pioneers

One of the best ways to learn about the early days of a city is from the surviving oral histories

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Home and Garden
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst living room floor lamps in all 50 states

The most worst living room floor lamps in all 50 states.

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Communication
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states

The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states.

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Home and Garden
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst mailboxes types in all 50 states

The worst mailboxes in all 50 states.

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Comedy
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Top 10 states with the worst dad jokes

10 states with the worst dad jokes as ranked by the fictional “Daily Chuckles Magazine.” Texas“It’s because everything’s bigger in

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Animals
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Horse joins bike race in Portland and gallops to the lead

Portland, OR – In an unexpected turn of events during the annual Portland Countryside Bike Race, a horse named Thunderbolt

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Animals
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Koala makes a break for freedom, falls asleep

CNN reported this koala named Mudwhomper made a jailbreak from the San Diego zoo recently. Fortunately, he lost interest in

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Travel and Places
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baby lettuce kid celebrates spring in Japan

This toddler donned a unique lettuce-inspired outfit to help celebrate spring in Japan at the annual Osaka Festival of Springtime.

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Cars and Traffic
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Car model names for sale

My branding agency is discounting the following car or SVU model names for October. Let me know if any of

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s gas station psychics offer pumpside readings

In a city known for embracing the unconventional, a new business has emerged on the streets of Portland, offering a

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s High-Speed Dining Experience: Freeway Feasts on the Move

In a city renowned for its innovative culinary scene, a new concept has emerged, redefining the way Portlanders enjoy their

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s Festive Frontier: The Christmas Tree Company with a Rocket-Powered Farewell

In the heart of Portland, where innovation and eco-consciousness converge, a unique Christmas tree company known as “Celestial Firs” is

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Haunted Oil Derricks Off Portland’s Coast Promise a Frighteningly Fun Halloween

In a spine-chilling twist on Portland’s Halloween festivities, the city has transformed the abandoned oil derricks that once stood solemnly

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Travel and Places
October 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Rose City Rockets: A Skyward Revolution in Urban and Intercity Commutes

Portland’s Commuter Rockets Set to Connect the Rose City to Nearby Urban Centers Portland, OR – October 08, 2023 In

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