In the early days of Portland town
In the early days of Portland town,Where the rivers meet and the pines surround,Pioneers arrived, stakes in hand,Dreaming of a
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Introducing Portland Oregon: A press release from 1851
FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION Date: August 15, 1851 Introducing Portland, Oregon: Where the Old West Meets Hipster Heaven PORTLAND, OREGON TERRITORY
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Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog’s was Java
Corinne dumped me when she found out my cat’s name was C++ and my dog‘s was Java.
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Abandoned church in Portland transforms into hilarious haven
In a stunning transformation of spiritual sanctity into comedic hilarity, an abandoned church in the heart of Portland has played
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You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago
Therapist: “You are obsessing over a woman you dated 40 years ago. She has grandkids now.” Me: “Right, but what
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Trump allegedly shared nuclear secrets with golf buddies after leaving the White House
Sources report President Trump allegedly shared USA nuclear secrets with several golf buddies at his Mar-A-Lago club in Florida. But
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10 outrageous golf courses in Portland
10 outrageous golf courses in Portland. Raindrop Ridge: Where the water hazards are just constant rain. Umbrellas are mandatory, and
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10 signs it is football season in Portland
10 signs it is football season in Portland. Instead of traditional team flags, everyone’s flying flannel-patterned banners from their porches
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10 signs you know you are in Nashville
10 signs you know you are in Nashville. Every other person you meet is a “country music star in the
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10 signs you know you are in Indianapolis
10 signs you know you are in Indianapolis: The city’s skyline is dominated by a racetrack, but good luck finding
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10 signs you know you are in Minneapolis
10 signs you know you are in Minneapolis. You see more people wearing flannel in July than in December because,
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10 signs you know you are in Portland
You spot more “Keep Portland Weird” stickers than actual license plates on cars. The barista gives you a lecture on
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10 mediocre jokes about Portland
Have you ever noticed in Portland that… their definition of a traffic jam is two bicycles and a unicycle at
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Portland’s Very Backyard Film Festival
Nestled beneath the starry Oregon skies, Portland‘s annual Backyard Film Festival illuminated the city’s love for film, creativity, and the
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Letter of Paul to the Kansans
To the magnificent people of Kansas, Grace, frivolity, and perhaps a side of BBQ sauce from our Lord and Tailgater,
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