10 mediocre jokes about Portland
Have you ever noticed in Portland that… their definition of a traffic jam is two bicycles and a unicycle at
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Portland’s Very Backyard Film Festival
Nestled beneath the starry Oregon skies, Portland‘s annual Backyard Film Festival illuminated the city’s love for film, creativity, and the
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Letter of Paul to the Kansans
To the magnificent people of Kansas, Grace, frivolity, and perhaps a side of BBQ sauce from our Lord and Tailgater,
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Every move you fake
I used to work with a guy who was a notorious cheater on the golf course – we’d all just
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This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone
This dork golfer is teeing off while talking on the phone.
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The best-looking animals in Africa
A recent poll revealed some of the best-looking animals in Africa: Lions of Lesotho? Lesotho, known for its high-altitude landscape,
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Hot takes from the planets
I’ve always wanted to get some hot takes from the planets. Here’s how it went: Host: Mercury, how does it
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Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?
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20 of America’s best small towns
Riding through the backwoods and blue highways of America, you’ll discover lots of great small towns to fill up the
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Taking advantage of the nurse’s strike to commit major crimes
Nurses are threatening to strike for better working conditions and higher pay at one of the biggest health corporations in
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10 vital services that may end during the government shutdown
Once again, we are facing a government shutdown basically because Congress does not know what it is doing. Here are
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The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around
Once upon a time, in the ornate chambers of Capitol Hill, there sat a congresswoman named Gertrude McStubborn (though some
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The Golden Bachelor? How about The Cattelor?
Fans of The Bachelor say the version of the show, The Golden Bachelor, is a much needed brand extension as
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Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers
Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers. “Golf nerd!” she yelled
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