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Sports
October 2, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Every move you fake

I used to work with a guy who was a notorious cheater on the golf course – we’d all just

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Sports
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

This dork is teeing off while talking on the phone

This dork golfer is teeing off while talking on the phone.

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Travel and Places
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The best-looking animals in Africa

A recent poll revealed some of the best-looking animals in Africa: Lions of Lesotho? Lesotho, known for its high-altitude landscape,

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Space and Exploration
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hot takes from the planets

I’ve always wanted to get some hot takes from the planets. Here’s how it went: Host: Mercury, how does it

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Relationships and Dating
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?

Do you think the coffee here is too strong for you?

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Crime and Legal
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I left law and completely changed my life

I left law and completely changed my life.

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Travel and Places
October 1, 2023 Joe Ditzel

20 of America’s best small towns

Riding through the backwoods and blue highways of America, you’ll discover lots of great small towns to fill up the

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Work and Careers
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Taking advantage of the nurse’s strike to commit major crimes

Nurses are threatening to strike for better working conditions and higher pay at one of the biggest health corporations in

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Politics and Government
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 vital services that may end during the government shutdown

Once again, we are facing a government shutdown basically because Congress does not know what it is doing. Here are

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Politics and Government
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around

Once upon a time, in the ornate chambers of Capitol Hill, there sat a congresswoman named Gertrude McStubborn (though some

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TV
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Golden Bachelor? How about The Cattelor?

Fans of The Bachelor say the version of the show, The Golden Bachelor, is a much needed brand extension as

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Relationships and Dating
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers

Cecilia dumped me when she found out I developed a version of Pokemon featuring pro golfers. “Golf nerd!” she yelled

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Travel and Places
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis Fast Food Chains Embrace Roller-Skate Craze with Dedicated Drive-Thru Lanes

Indianapolis – Riding the momentum of the city’s “Triskate Initiative”, fast food establishments across Indianapolis have begun introducing roller-skate-friendly drive-thru

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Gig Economy
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber Stories: The Royal Throne

I met Dave the Uber driver at the Pep Boys auto garage where were both getting oil changes. He told

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Gig Economy
September 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Uber stories: The Uber driver who let his passengers take the wheel

In the city where cars buzzed like caffeinated bees, Barry, an unassumingly ordinary Uber driver with an extraordinary addiction to

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