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Comedy
September 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Comboss, get on back here now! Come now!

Folks I am being officially impeached for impersonating a comedian. Hey, I get it, comedy is a tough game. But

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Sports
September 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

No practice range? So where do yinz guys warm up?

Outrageous golf course fees got you down? How about a free 9-hole course? Buhl Golf Course in Pennsylvania was gifted

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Travel and Places
September 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I’d like to order some of your hot rain

Talked to a woman who previously lived in Algeria, France and Italy. She was amazed that people in Ohio talk

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Music
September 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Are you going to Louder than Life?

Someone asked me if was going to the Louder than Life music festival. No, I’ll be at ‘Quieter than Death’,

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Travel and Places
September 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 things to pack when traveling to Portland

1. The Infinite Umbrella When traveling to Portland, leave your ordinary umbrellas at home and opt for the Infinite Umbrella.

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Travel and Places
September 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s Intimate Prius Film Festival: A Cozy Cinematic Experience

In the Cozy Confines of a Prius, Film Lovers Find Intimacy and Innovation Portland, OR – September 24, 2023 In

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Relationships and Dating
September 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at a zoo

Idara broke up with me when I told her I used to be an engineer on a miniature railroad at

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Travel and Places
September 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s Garage Music Festival Strikes a Chord with Alternative Music Fans

A Day of Raw Energy, DIY Spirit, and Electrifying Performances in Portland Portland, OR – September 24, 2023 Music aficionados

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Travel and Places
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the best counter-culture ramen shops in Portland

Hey man, ramen and heavy metal don’t mix. Here are 10 counter-culture leaning shops letting you eat your ramen with

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Travel and Places
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 hippie-themed tire shops in Portland

Sometimes you just want to buy tires from hippies. Fear not. Here are 10 hippie-run tire shops in Portland. 1.

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Travel and Places
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the best hippie hair salons in Portland

Looking for a hair salon with a trippy vibe? Here are 10 of the best hippie hair salons in Portland.

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Travel and Places
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 ways we know you are from Portland

10 ways we know you are from Portland. …when your pet chicken has its own Instagram account. …when you’ve attempted

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Sports
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 reasons Colorado lost so bad to Oregon

10 reasons Colorado’s football team lost so bad to Oregon last Saturday. Reason #1: The Buffaloes were so blinded by

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Sports
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New biblical prophesies discovered

This is exciting! This is biblical text from the 4th century Biblia Vulgata. New photographic techniques have revealed previously undiscovered

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the wildest diners in Portland

Here are ten of the craziest diners in Portland. Step into a diner that’s truly out of this world at

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