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Sports
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 reasons Colorado lost so bad to Oregon

10 reasons Colorado’s football team lost so bad to Oregon last Saturday. Reason #1: The Buffaloes were so blinded by

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Sports
September 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New biblical prophesies discovered

This is exciting! This is biblical text from the 4th century Biblia Vulgata. New photographic techniques have revealed previously undiscovered

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the wildest diners in Portland

Here are ten of the craziest diners in Portland. Step into a diner that’s truly out of this world at

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“The Bowling League” band of crime fighting superheroes in Milwaukee

In the bustling, lively city of Milwaukee, a group of ordinary citizens held an extraordinary secret. By day, they were

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Sports
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 reasons Notre Dame gives for losing to Ohio State at home

Notre Dame just lost to Ohio State football at home. The Notre Dame faithful explain why. Aliens in the Endzone

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Buckeyes and Battlecries: Ohio’s Conquest of the World

People from Ohio have shirts that say “Ohio Against the World” as a funny slogan that Ohio is a great

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September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs you’ve been on strike too long

Now that the Hollywood writers and actors strike is over, here are some signs you’ve been on strike too long.

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

No where to GO

Why does the greatest city in the world have fewer bathrooms than Omaha?

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Travel and Places
September 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the craziest bowling alleys in Portland

1. The Lava Lane Lounge Located in the heart of Portland, The Lava Lane Lounge features lanes filled with molten

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Health
September 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 more signs you picked the wrong therapist

10 more signs you picked the wrong therapist:

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Movies
September 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 famous animal actors on their way to megastardom who lost it all

What happened to these famous animal actors that audiences loved? Sadly, they went off the rails and lost their movie

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Travel and Places
September 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Portland’s Giant Leap: NASA Partners with City for Commuter Rocket Launches

Portland, OR – September 24, 2023 In a groundbreaking collaboration that promises to redefine the way we think about commuting,

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Travel and Places
September 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Indianapolis residents rejected by American Idol

The whole town of Indianapolis tuned in to watch these hopefuls give it their all on American Idol. Except they

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Travel and Places
September 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 household tips and tricks to help survive living in Indianapolis

Just move to the area? Just know living in Indianapolis is not for the faint of heart. Here are ten

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Religion and Faith
September 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 things found in the Lost and Found box at the Council of Nicea

1. Arius’s Mixtape A collection of Arius’s greatest theological hits, including the chart-topping “Homoiousios Harmony”. Warning: May contain heretical content.

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