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Religion and Faith
September 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Tweets from Constantine at the Council of Nicea

@ConstantineTheGreat: Just opened #CouncilOfNicea. 300 bishops and not a single coffee in sight! ☕️ #NeedCaffeine #HolyCouncilProblems @ConstantineTheGreat: Debating the nature

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 of the most famous Indianapolis poets and their very best poems

Indianapolis poets are world-renowned with a tradition that spans centuries. Here are the 10 very best Indianapolis poets and their

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indy’s Latest Sensation: The World’s First 27-Level Drive-Thru

Indianapolis, IN – In the heart of the Midwest, where speed and innovation merge at the Indy 500, a new

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Snow shovel golf: Indianapolis’s chilliest sports sensation

Indianapolis, IN – As winter blankets Indianapolis in layers of white, a new sport has residents exchanging their golf clubs

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 of the most bizarre chicken joints in Indianapolis

Indianapolis, IN – The city may be famed for its car races and monuments, but lurking beneath the culinary scene

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Five Strangest Comedy Clubs in Indianapolis

Indianapolis, IN – While the city might be known for its storied history and racing legends, it’s also home to

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The top five most baffling higher-ed institutions in Indianapolis

Indianapolis, IN – Indy may be home to some renowned educational institutions, but it also boasts a selection of colleges

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Five Bone-Chilling Spots in Indianapolis You Should Never Visit

Indianapolis, IN – While Indy is known for its history and motorsports, whispers speak of dark and baffling places that

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Travel and Places
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 tweets from the mayor of Indianapolis in 1865

10 tweets from the mayor of Indianapolis in 1865.

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Sports
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut

Here are the names I’m considering for my pro wrestling debut. I’m trying to personify my advanced age, lovable chubbiness,

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Comedy
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ten bad sports jokes I wrote in 1983

Ten bad sports jokes I wrote in 1983.

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Comedy
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1987

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1987.

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Comedy
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1989

Ten bad jokes topical jokes I wrote in 1989.

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Comedy
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 2000

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 2000.

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TV
September 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1983

Here are ten bad topical jokes I wrote in 1983:

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