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Travel and Places
September 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Timmy’s redemption: From lawn disaster to botanical master

In a quiet neighborhood of Indianapolis, young Timmy had a secret plan to boost his budding lawn mowing business. At

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Travel and Places
September 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Indianapolis “Beatles”: the wild history of the Hoosier Harmonies

In the early ’60s, Indianapolis, known for its racing and heartland values, bore an unexpected gift to the world: The

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Travel and Places
September 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How Indianapolis saved itself from extinction

In the earliest days of Indianapolis, the town council faced a peculiar predicament. The population was dwindling, and young couples

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Relationships and Dating
September 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe

Liane dumped me when she found out I used to own a board game cafe.

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Retail and Shopping
September 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Deep Discounts at the Mall of Killer Sharks

Hurricane Lirorasa did a number on the seaside Saint Benedict’s Bay Mall in New Jersey, swallowing it whole in less

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Animals
September 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Three Bears Storm the Super Extra Delicious Donut Van

The Super Extra Delicious donut van, a beacon of warmth and sugary delight, made its way through the icy streets

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Food and Restaurants
September 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Grocery Line Encounter with Mr. Peelscrap

It was a regular Tuesday evening, and I was waiting in line at the grocery store, my cart filled with

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Food and Restaurants
September 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Captain Beeghabert and Golden Scrambled Eggs

In the heart of the Golden Bolden Isles, a place so remote that chickens have their own private beaches, I

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Travel and Places
September 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis beer towers immediate hit

In the early 1880s, Indianapolis introduced beer towers that pumped beer straight into homes. This follow up story appeared in

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Cooking
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mystical Mountain Mango Medley: A smoothie from a mountain guru

There I was, trekking through the treacherous terrains of Mount Mangolia, a mountain so obscure that even Google Maps throws

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Cooking
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 ways to make cooking faster and more enjoyable

I like cooking but I’m slow and plodding in the kitchen. Here are ten ways we can cook faster and

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Food and Restaurants
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Latte art: The barista’s subtle revenge

In the bustling world of coffee shops, where the hum of the espresso machine is drowned out only by the

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Food and Restaurants
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The milk mystery: A lactose labyrinth

In the modern age, a trip to the coffee shop has become less about the coffee and more about the

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Food and Restaurants
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

12 coffee shop frustrations that make me want to drink tea

Of course you need your coffee fix. I’m right there with you. But first you to face these frustrations.

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Cars and Traffic
September 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

15 more signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic

Here are 15 more signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic.

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