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September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your current wardrobe is not ready for winter weather

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Seasons
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs winter is right around the corner

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Seasons
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Slimming winter jacket?

Still fighting lockdown weight gain, I ordered that “slimming” winter jacket from Amazon advertised everywhere. It doesn’t appear to be

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Travel and Places
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cutting-edge winter fashions you’ll only find in Indianapolis

The Transparent Trench Subhead: Defying Convention with Clarity Indianapolis has seen an unexpected trend rise this winter: the Transparent Trench.

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Travel and Places
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Enigmatic Entities of Indianapolis: Five More Frightening Phantoms

The Librarian of Lurid Lane Location: An old, decommissioned library on Lurid Lane Madeline was once a librarian who insisted

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Travel and Places
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Ghostly Gathering: Indianapolis’ Ten Most Renowned Specters

Indianapolis is rich in history, and with history comes tales of spirits lingering long past their mortal coil. These ten

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Work and Careers
September 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I need a list of your employees and how you pay them

Another Ditzel family story: My cousin Andrew runs a fishing boat on Lake Erie near Put-in-Bay. A few years ago

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Travel and Places
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“Rhymes of Rhineland” – German Rap Festival Takes Over Indianapolis

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – This weekend, the city of Indianapolis was transformed into a hotspot for German hip-hop enthusiasts as it

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Travel and Places
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mascot Mania Strikes Indianapolis with Annual Golf Extravaganza

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Golf fans in Indianapolis were treated to a colorful spectacle this past weekend with the inaugural “Mascot

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Travel and Places
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis Embraces a Unique Public Transport Solution: Piggyback Rides

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Pushing the boundaries of public transportation, the city of Indianapolis has rolled out its latest, and most

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Travel and Places
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis Remembers: 10 iconic local TV shows produced here in Indy

Over the years, Indianapolis has birthed several local TV shows. In this edition of Indianapolis Remembers, we get local resident’s

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Sports
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Global breakout of everybody kung-fu fighting

(New York Informative World Press – NEW YORK CITY) In an unprecedented and utterly bizarre turn of events, the entire

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Travel and Places
September 14, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Five frightful ghosts who have been haunting Indianapolis for years

The Hissing Ghost of the Downtown Library The hissing ghost haunts the Indianapolis public library. Legend has it that she

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Animals
September 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Livestream wildlife cams are amazing. Sometimes.

The Explore Live Nature Cams YouTube channel has all kinds of wildlife livestream cams of bears, eagles, manatees, wolves, fish

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Travel and Places
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Only in Indianapolis: 10 Absurdly Unique Attractions!

Visitors be warned: Indianapolis is not just about racing. The city offers bizarre, entertaining, and absolutely unforgettable experiences that you

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