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School and Education
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The most overused phrase on law school applications

Fun fact: the most overused phrase on law school applications is “very unique.”

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Tech and Science
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bel Air Mansion Sports Rose Gold iPhone Roof, Becomes Talk of the Town

Bel Air, CA – In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and architectural critics stunned, a high-end experimental

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Tech and Science
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

American Adventurer Wins Iditarod Race with iPhone-Enhanced Sled

Anchorage, Alaska – In a surprising turn of events, American adventurer, Jack Techslide, emerged as the unexpected champion of this

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Tech and Science
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How schools are helping students learn better and faster using the iPhone 15

1. iTranslate History Invented in Oxford, 2035 Teachers use the iPhone to instantly translate ancient texts. Students simply scan a

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Tech and Science
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 new sports made possible with the new iPhone 15

1. iPing Pong Invented in Cupertino, 2025 In this modern twist on table tennis, players use iPhones as paddles. The

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Tech and Science
September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 amazing new features of the new iPhone 15

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Sports
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The 12-year old kid who conquered the Indy 500

This is the story that appeared in the Jun 2, 1946 Indianapolis American View newspaper. The 12-year old Kid Who

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Sports
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Will the Colts ever Win the Super Bowl? Indianapolis Answers!

1. Betty Lou, 68, Fountain Square: “Of course they will! My psychic, Madame Zora, saw a horse galloping with a

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Cars and Traffic
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 automobiles invented right in Indianapolis

Pacer’s Pogo Pod Company: Hoosier Hoppers Inc. in Indianapolis.Model: Pogo PodYear: 1945Status: A vintage novelty item in collectors’ circles.Indianapolis 500:

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Travel and Places
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 wild hair styles you’ll only find in Indianapolis

1. The Indy Inverted Bowl  Inventor: Patricia “Patsy” Higgins  Salon: Patsy’s Perfection Palace (Active: 19952015)  Positive Review: “It’s like my

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Travel and Places
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis’s Triskate Initiative: A Roll into the Green Future

Indianapolis – In an unprecedented and innovative move towards achieving its green energy goals, the city of Indianapolis has introduced

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Travel and Places
September 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 insane Indianapolis trucking schools

1. Cloud Chaser Trucking Academy  Established: 1989  At Cloud Chaser Trucking Academy in Indianapolis, students learn to drive their big

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Travel and Places
September 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis Introduces Revolutionary Beer Towers

In 1882, Indianapolis newspapers breathlessly covered the new beer towers installed in town. Indianapolis Introduces Revolutionary Beer Towers!June 4, 1882

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Travel and Places
September 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Indianapolis sells itself against Cincinnati and Chicago

In the 1700s, Indianapolis sent out press releases to gain news coverage to sell the city against Cincinnati and Chicago.

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Travel and Places
September 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 surprising neighborhoods in Indianapolis

1. Fluffington Heights Characteristics: Known for its cloud-shaped buildings and Indianapolis streets paved in marshmallow-like materials.Residents: Primarily dessert chefs and

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