Religion and Faith

10 Tweets from Constantine at the Council of Nicea

@ConstantineTheGreat: Just opened #CouncilOfNicea. 300 bishops and not a single coffee in sight! ☕️ #NeedCaffeine #HolyCouncilProblems

@ConstantineTheGreat: Debating the nature of Christ… it’s getting heated in here! 🔥 Or maybe someone just turned up the thermostat? #NiceaDebates #HolyHVAC

@ConstantineTheGreat: Arius just dropped another heresy. 😱 Can someone pass the popcorn? 🍿 #ArianControversy #DramaAlert

@ConstantineTheGreat: Bishops be like: “Is the Son equal to the Father?” 🤔 And I’m just here like: “Is my robe equal to my crown?” 👑 #FashionFirst #TheologySecond

@ConstantineTheGreat: Trying to set the date for Easter like… 📅🐰🥚 Why is this harder than conquering empires? #EasterProblems #CalendarConfusion

@ConstantineTheGreat: Just signed another edict. ✍️ Feeling imperial! #EdictOfMilan #FreedomOfReligion #JustEmperorThings

@ConstantineTheGreat: Bishops arguing over homoousios vs homoiousios. 😓 And I can’t even spell them! #WordWars #NiceaSpellingBee

@ConstantineTheGreat: Found a secret stash of scrolls in the council chamber. 📜 Plot twist: They’re all takeout menus! 🍕 #ScrollsAndSnacks #HolyTakeout

@ConstantineTheGreat: Saint Nicholas just slapped Arius! 🎅💥 Never knew Santa had a naughty list this early! #SantaSlap #NaughtyOrNicea

@ConstantineTheGreat: Wrapping up the council. 🕊️ Can’t wait to get back to Constantinople and update my city status! 🏰 #ConstantinopleUpgrade #EmperorLife

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