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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 insane Cyber Monday gifts for cooks

Get ready to stir up some fun with these creatively outlandish Cyber Monday gift ideas for cooks. These gifts are

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Retail and Shopping
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 most impractical Cyber Monday gifts for truckers

Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into the most impractical Cyber Monday gift ideas for truckers. The

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Home and Garden
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you realize you have 757 things on your to-do list for the day and it is three o’clock

That feeling when you realize you have 757 things on your to-do list for the day and it is three

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Seasons
November 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That first day it gets really cold every winter

That first day it gets really cold every winter.

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Space and Exploration
November 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The last time we were all together

Fun fact: The last date we humans were all together on Earth was October 31, 2000. Since then, at least

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Comedy
November 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Did Matt Rife get plastic surgery?

Matt Rife is a comedian in supernova mode right now. There is some controversy if he has had some work

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Sports
November 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Fire Ron

Fire Ron Rivera. Fire Ron DeSantis. Heck, fire everyone named Ron.

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Sports
November 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Tempers flare and things get physical at Major League Pickleball today

Major League Pickleball?

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Retail and Shopping
November 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 fantastic Cyber Monday car accessory deals

1. The Self-Driving Steering Wheel This marvel promises to convert your car into a self-driving vehicle, simply by attaching it

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Retail and Shopping
November 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

And in this corner

What’s with these news stories of Black Friday shoppers walking calmly into stores? I miss the hockey style brawls.

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Retail and Shopping
November 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 most amazing Black Friday deals of 2023

1. The Ultimate Nothing Burger – 100% Off First on our list is the revolutionary “Ultimate Nothing Burger”. It’s so

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Tech and Science
November 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Genius build airplane at 14, flies it at 16

Sabrina Pasterski is a verified genius. She built her own airplane at 14 and flew it at 16. After attending

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Work and Careers
November 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When you put the space heater too close to your desk

When you put the space heater too close to your desk.

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Travel and Places
November 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha’s top five cow-related catastrophes

1. The Great Cow Traffic Jam of ’98 It all began on a sunny afternoon when Bessie, a cow with

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Sports
November 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner rides in a car for 50 miles of a race

Headlines I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner smacked with year-long ban after riding in a car for 50

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