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Travel and Places
October 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs the traffic in Portland in worse than ever

Portlanders know Portland traffic has taken on the regretful feel of a mini-LA: Morning Coffee Duration: Your morning coffee has

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Travel and Places
October 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When motorcars first arrived in Portland

When motorcars first rumbled through Portland, it was a town where time seemed to stand still, and the people liked

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Travel and Places
October 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Colorful characters of early Portland

Portland had some unique characters in the early days. Ezekiel “Ziggy” Pendergrass – The Beaver Hat BaronQuote: “In Portland, the

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Food and Restaurants
October 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

When you arrive at the restaurant one minute before closing

Stella and Tom, a young couple, had just finished watching a play in Portland. The post-theater craving for some exquisite

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Tech and Science
October 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Use your outside voice in the Denny’s

I want to encourage people to be bold in life. Speak your mind! Get your phone out and have a

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Relationships and Dating
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

My ex is like an albatross

My ex-girlfriend is just like an albatross. ·  My ex and an albatross have something in common: they both take

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Travel and Places
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Amazing oral histories from early Portland pioneers

One of the best ways to learn about the early days of a city is from the surviving oral histories

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Home and Garden
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst living room floor lamps in all 50 states

The most worst living room floor lamps in all 50 states.

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Communication
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states

The worst way to say “good morning” in all 50 states.

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Home and Garden
October 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The worst mailboxes types in all 50 states

The worst mailboxes in all 50 states.

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Comedy
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Top 10 states with the worst dad jokes

10 states with the worst dad jokes as ranked by the fictional “Daily Chuckles Magazine.” Texas“It’s because everything’s bigger in

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Animals
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Horse joins bike race in Portland and gallops to the lead

Portland, OR – In an unexpected turn of events during the annual Portland Countryside Bike Race, a horse named Thunderbolt

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Animals
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Koala makes a break for freedom, falls asleep

CNN reported this koala named Mudwhomper made a jailbreak from the San Diego zoo recently. Fortunately, he lost interest in

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Travel and Places
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baby lettuce kid celebrates spring in Japan

This toddler donned a unique lettuce-inspired outfit to help celebrate spring in Japan at the annual Osaka Festival of Springtime.

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Cars and Traffic
October 10, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Car model names for sale

My branding agency is discounting the following car or SVU model names for October. Let me know if any of

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