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Politics and Government
July 18, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 Countries that limit the age of politicians

1. France, 1985 – The Gerard Lemieux Universal French Declaration At 97 years old, French politician Gerard Lemieux stood before

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Health
July 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The probiotic golf ball disaster at my influencer retreat

I hate the word influencer. And yet, over the years, I guess I’ve become a golf influencer. And for some

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Politics and Government
July 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The 10 other names Elon workshopped before landing on “America Party”

1. The Mars PartyA no-brainer for Elon, really. Early drafts of the party platform promised: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit

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Politics and Government
July 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 MORE hidden provisions in the Big Beautiful Bill that somehow slipped past everyone

1. Every Rest Area Must Now Include a Wax Statue of Trump Eating a Hot Dog It’s patriotism, it’s art,

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Politics and Government
July 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 hidden surprises in the Big Beautiful Bill

1. All Federal Cafeterias Must Serve Trump Steaks Every Third Tuesday That’s right. According to Section 448, Subpart D (“Patriot

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Work and Careers
June 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How I accidentally ruined Jeff Bezos’s wedding in Venice and lived to tell about it (barely)

It was the Bezos-Sánchez wedding. Venice. San Giorgio Maggiore. Real-life fairy tale. Dolce & Gabbana couture, Bocelli vocals, Kim Kardashian

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Work and Careers
June 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I was hired to spray foam for Jeff Bezos. I accidentally launched a musician into the sea.

Look, in my defense, nobody told me Lauren Sanchez loved Baroque chamber music. And nobody, absolutely nobody, warned me that

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Social Media
June 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The “Ballad of the Facebook Marketplace Driver Deal”

Let me tell you about the last time I tried to sell something on Facebook Marketplace before I fully gave

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Daily Life
June 20, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I’m just a lovable guy

I’m a lovable guy. People are attracted to me. And that’s not just something I repeat ten times in the

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Music
June 19, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Sabrina Carpenter’s new album controversy: secret hidden messages when played backwards

So, I did what any responsible adult with a pile of laundry, two overdue bills, and a slowly dying peace

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Politics and Government
June 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I was at the Kristi Noem press conference and all I wanted was the restroom

Look, I’m not a political operative. I don’t even own a suspicious blazer. I was at Kristi Noem’s press conference

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Travel and Places
June 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The 8 worst hair salons in Memphis

1. Elvis’s Eternal HairdosLocation: Graceland HeightsGimmick: Specializing in giving every customer the perfect Elvis pompadour, regardless of their hair type

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Health
June 10, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Follow your passion? Cool, let me just torch my stability first

If you’ve ever stood in a Barnes & Noble self-help aisle long enough to feel your soul slowly exit through

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Travel and Places
June 7, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 Memphis public colleges that will make you rich, or at least make you a manager at Zaxby’s

Mid-South Institute of Hustle & Applied Grill Skills (MSIHAGS) Founded in the parking lot of a shuttered TGI Friday’s and

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Sports
June 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I don’t have a wild slice

I don’t have a wild golf slice. I’m a creative shot artist painting the sky.

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