Xalax, leader of the Zerith people
Wait just a cotton picking minute! Nine feet tall? This dude should be taken by the Los Angeles Lakers today!
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
The Dungeons and Dragons movie is demonic
I saw a video where some fellow said the new Dungeons and Dragons movie was “demonic.” He said he used
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Pour a 40 ounce of vitamins on the ground
That day when online shopping and you finally pass by Centrum Multivitamins for Men and slide over to Centrum Silver
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Are the Browns finding their religion?
Tip of the hat to the Browns for picking up a couple of OSU Buckeyes. – Dawand Jones, OT. Zero
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In ten seconds I will take out your entire gang
Denzel Washington is back as The Equalizer. Sure, it’s corny when he starts a timer before he eliminates 18 Russian
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Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle
Simone broke up with me when I told her the only swimming I can do is the dog paddle. A
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We don’t care about your dang golf gods
Fling golf is a marriage of lacrosse and golf. The founders went on Shark Tank to scare up some investment
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Just remember where you came from
Just remember us little people when you become a star on American Idol. This AI turns your spoken voice sample
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When your parents ground you for missing curfew
I wasn’t the best rule-follower in high school. I missed curfew on the regular. My parents did their best.
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Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music band
Alabama dumped me when I admitted I used to be the lead singer in a German thrash metal country music
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When you snuck out to McDonald’s for lunch in high school
In high school, we weren’t supposed to go to McDonald’s for lunch. The trick was to make it back in
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What do you mean I’m in YOUR yard?
Moose says, “What do you mean I’m in YOUR yard? YOU are in MY yard.”
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Dad, they are going EVERYWHERE!
A few weeks ago I was at the golf driving range. You can buy a small bucket (50 balls), large
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That day I took on the Frapp beast
I watched a video where a guy orders a Frappuccino from a coffee shop and then immediately throws it in
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That wasn’t the question
“Are you a horticulturalist?” “No, ma’am, I’m a Republican.”
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