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Cars and Traffic
August 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic

Here are 10 signs someone has made a career of walking straight into moving traffic. Sponsored High-Visibility Vest Their vest

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Travel and Places
August 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Parking in Nashville is like beating yourself over the head with a frying pan

Trying to find a parking spot at a mall in Nashville is like playing musical chairs, except the music is

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Cars and Traffic
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 off-the-wall tire shops in Nashville

Tread ‘n’ Sharks Tread ‘n’ Sharks is the tire shop in Nashville where adrenaline meets utility. While you get your

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Tech and Science
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 insane AI chatbots you have to try today

Sure, there are some cool AI chatbots and large language models (LLM) out there. But not like this. ChatterMatter Meet

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Movies
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

How Sparks lost his shine: A Hollywood redemption story

With his short, sturdy legs and a coat of fur that looked like a painter’s palette of rich oranges and

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Travel and Places
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 wild events in the turbulent early days of Nashville

The early days of Nashville are chock full of crazy incidents we can only shake our head and chuckle about

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Travel and Places
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

12 of the worst tourist traps in Nashville

1. The World’s Smallest Honky-Tonk The size of a phone booth, this honky-tonk promises an authentic Nashville experience but can

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Travel and Places
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 Nashville donut shots named after Russian writers and poets

1. Tolstoy’s Twists Specializing in braided donuts that reflect the complex narratives of Tolstoy’s novels, these creations are as epic

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Arts
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Shakespeare tries stand-up comedy at London comedy club Ye Olde Laugh House

Shakespeare was known to take a night off from writing sonnets to try his hand at stand-up comedy clubs. Here

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Crime and Legal
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

NYPD’s New Hover Police Cars Grounded Due to Excess Donut Consumption by Officers

NEW YORK CITY – In a turn of events that has left city officials red-faced, the New York Police Department’s

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Work and Careers
August 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your taxi driver competes on weekends in demolition derbies

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Politics and Government
August 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 ways to tell if a President of the United States is lying

Sure, we know Presidents stretch the truth. Here are several tell-tale signs. Inconsistencies in Statements: Changing stories or frequently revising

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School and Education
August 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your college English teacher used to work at Ice Capades

It won’t take you long to determine your college English teacher has a figure skating past.

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School and Education
August 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 ways your summer law internship is a huge mistake

Here is all the evidence you need to realize your summer legal internship is not going to work out so

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Food and Restaurants
August 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your waiter is also a performer at Cirque de Soleil

If you see any of this behavior from your waiter, you can be sure he also works at Cirque de

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