13 Trump hotels planned for Canada
Donald Trump revealed plans to build a Trump Hotel in every Canadian province and territory. “Canada is big, it’s beautiful,
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Cleveland Cavalier fans — your putting yips aren’t about the stroke
When the Cavs go cold, so does your putter I’ve coached golf for 45 years, and I can tell you
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10 strangest, oddest, and most bizarre golf courses in Kansas City
1. Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill Tucked behind Joe’s Auto Body on 12th and Rust Street, Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill offers
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I’m giving up golf
Ted: I’m giving up golf.Fred: Golf thanks you.
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7 great small towns for your best possible retirement from a life of crime
Are you ready to retire in peace, soak up the sun, and forget everything you did in 1983? Great! These
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7 countries that will pay you to move there
We all dream about starting fresh in a scenic foreign land—eating strange breads, learning to make local hand gestures incorrectly,
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5 worst circuses in Kansas City
Kansas City may be famous for barbecue and jazz but when it comes to circuses, let’s just say this town
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9 fun things to do in Kansas City this spring weekend
Spring has finally arrived in Kansas City, and with it comes a wave of highly questionable recreational opportunities. Forget about
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5 most boring movie theaters in Kansas City
Movie theaters have historically promised adventure, thrills, or romance—but not in these dreary Kansas City establishments, where excitement fades as
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Kansas city’s five dullest menswear shops
1. Beige Bros Emporium – Downtown, 12th and Bland St. Located right at the intersection of 12th and Bland Street,
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A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
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Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
Got pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
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Too many harp solos
Heaven‘s complaint box: Too many harp solos.
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I’ve lost the same amount
I’ve lost the same amount on golf as March Madness bets.
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Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
There are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
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