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Play “Hot Stuff” next, DJ!

More evidence the earth is flat. I was just at the roller rink in my 1970s shorts and puka shells. The floor was perfectly flat. If the world was round, the floor would be curved and the skaters would be flung out the door to Donna Summers’ “She Works Hard for the Money.” The flat earth is real.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.