Playing golf in prison

Fun Fact: The only American prison with a golf course on property is the Louisiana State Penitentiary. Sorry, it is not available to prisoners.

Judge: I sentence you to 30 years in prison!
Me: Can I bring my clubs?
Judge: Are you any good?
Me: Depends on the day.
Judge: If you can help me win the annual member/guest tourney, I’ll knock off five years.