Politics and Government

President Trump threatens to ban Tiktok, MySpace, Friendster and Live Journal

President Trump recently threatened to ban TikTok, a popular app among teens and young adults. “I understand TikTok is a hit among the youth,” he said. “I remember Ivanka wasting time on MySpace, LiveJournal and Friendster when she was younger. So to make things fair, I am banning all four services so young people get away from these dumb apps and turn their attention to better pursuits like real estate development and riding in golf carts.

Joe Ditzel

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