Me, Mechanically Inept
Me, mechanically inept: “Man, I keep moving this damn box fan around all day because I like the air blowing right on me at all times.”
SFX: MACHINE SHOP SOUNDS
My brother, fix-it genius: “Hey, I made a rotating base for your fan out of some Boeing 707 airplane parts that fell off a jet into my backyard. I attached it with plutonium counter-sink screws I made on the metal lathe I usually use to create high-grade kitchen equipment I donate to area soup kitchens. “
Me: “Thanks, bro! I was thinking of doing something like that.”
