Ride like the wind, son! Ride like the wind!
Do you return shopping carts at the grocery? According to Scientific American, there are five types of people in this regard:
1. Returners. Always return carts.
2. Never Returners.
3. Convenience Returners. Cart receptacle is nearby.
4. Pressure Returners. Return if people are around.
5. Child-Driven Returners. Kids who return for parents and ride them back as a game.
OK, but they left out Crazy Adult Returners who ride the back of the carts like the kids, the whole way shrieking, “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!”
