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Stephen A Smith and Will Cain Get Into Screaming Match Over Best Cookie

On a recent episode of “First Take” on ESPN, Will Cain and Stephen A. Smith started yelling at each other so loud it could be heard on nearby TV channels.

The conversation started calmly as they jokingly argued about the best cookie on earth. Stephen A. Smith claimed Peanut Butter-Chocolate Swirl Bars are the best cookie ever, beautifully combining a graham cracker base with a creamy crown of peanut butter and chocolate.

Things went ballistic when Will Cain said, “Those are not cookies because they cut them into squares out of the pan. That’s more like a cookie-ish cake. Real cookies are round!”

Stephen A. Smith came back at Cain hard, saying Cain’s choice of Old-Fashioned Sugar Cookies was lame and unimaginative. “All cookies have sugar, Will! You can’t just make a cookie with sugar in it and call it a Sugar Cookie. We already know there is sugar. It’s like calling a car a Gasoline Machine. It’s ridiculous.”

Floor directors in the studio broke up the fight as the director cut to commercial.

Joe Ditzel

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