Myles Garrett is so good
They say Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett is so good, they don’t who to compare him to.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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When the Passion Takes Over
We couldn’t even start lunch before she was ripping off my Wayne Gretzky “500th goal” replica jersey.
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When You Have 12 Projects Due
When you have 12 projects due and it’s 61 degrees outside…in February…in the Midwest.
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Warriors Keep Winning
Clearly the Oklahoma City Thunder have the Warriors number and will win this 2016 Western Semifinal series…What’s that, the
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Dog Park Breed Snobs
A lady at the dog park told me her dog was half English Ibixian Hunting Hound, half Portuguese Water
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Run Walk Run
I run for one hour every day, going as fast as I can for the first minute. Then I
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US Ballistic Missiles Still Run on Floppy Disks
A report came out today that US ballistic missiles are still programmed on 1970s-era 8-inch floppy disks.
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Janet Jackson Pregnant at 50
Janet Jackson announced she is pregnant at 50-years-old.
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John Kasich Announces Withdrawal From Presidential Race
I was beginning to think John Kasich was going to keep campaigning through Christmas.
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When My Competitors Dropped Out
Since my competitors have dropped out, I am the presumptive cool old guy nominee.
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Elon Musk Announces Mission To Mars
Elon Musk announces mission to Mars.
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