Every Day
Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny Noonan: Every day.
Ty Webb: Good. Then what’s your problem?
Danny Noonan: I don’t know.
– Caddyshack
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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Not Sure
Danny Noonan: I haven’t even told my father about the scholarship I didn’t get. I’m gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.
Ty Webb: What’s wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan: I notice you don’t spend too much time there.
Ty Webb: I’m not quite sure where they are.
– Caddyshack
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Lock Me Up
The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
Zoolander
Blazing Saddles
Life of Brian
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Milton Berle
Adam Sandler
The Godfather
The Godfather
L.A. Law
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Freaks and Geeks
Arrested Development
Old School
Old School
David Spade
David Spade
Rushmore
Rushmore
Home Improvement Store
Superbad
Erma Bombeck
Mark Twain
Clifton Paul Fadiman
John Updike
Caddyshack
Movie Quote: Great Crusade
The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Gran Torino
Harry Tofcano
Zoolander
Blazing Saddles
The WAG Rankings
For inquiring minds– Wagrankings.com rates wives and girlfriends of athletes from baseball to MMA fighting.
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Birth of Curb
Years ago I was hosting a stand-up show at Lulu’s in the Valley one night when Larry David came in to do some time. He was developing the rough ideas of what was to become Curb Your Enthusiasm. He explains it all in this seminar at the Paley Center for Media.
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Aziz Ansari Battles ‘Bones’, Next Target: ‘The Mentalist’
Aziz Ansari takes out time from picking off ‘Bones’ viewers on Twitter to talk to the the LA Times about his new CD/DVD release.
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Superbowl debuts CSI Halftime Show
The Superbowl will be a little different this year with a new “CSI” halftime show.
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Top Ten Comedies 2000-2009
National Lampoon compiles their top ten comedies of the 00’s.
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Joan Rivers Suspected
Joan Rivers– terrorist?
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Love the Technology! Now What About The Swimsuit Edition?
This Sports Illustrated video paints a cool picture how media might look in our tablet computer future (Apple’s tablet is scheduled to be released Jan 27). Great, but what about the Swimsuit Edition? Go to around 2:15 for the answer.