The main reason you should move to Norway
Listen, I know deep inside you want to be Tony Soprano, or at least Paulie. So this is what you
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Crime
Locked up at Target
Target recently improved their quarterly results largely due to massive efforts to curb theft, including locking up more of the
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I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me
I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me.
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Drop it like it’s hot
Interesting fact: The most common theft at Target is women dropping nail polish into their purse. Me, I put step
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The bump and the gaslighting
In the old days, I owned several motorcycles. I loved the wind in my hair, the rumble of my motorcycle
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Scottie Scheffler Arrested at Valhalla Club After Using Rolls Royce as Golf Cart
(LOUISVILLE, KY – 05-17-24) — The serene greens of the Valhalla Golf Club turned into a chaotic spectacle yesterday as
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Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model
In a landmark decision that has legal scholars and brand managers alike perusing the Constitution for mentions of “synergy” and
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The Moonlighting Astronaut: A Gravity-Defying Claim
Every day there is some new scam where someone is trying to sue or get worker’s compensation money because they
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Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser
You know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
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Playing golf in prison
Fun Fact: The only American prison with a golf course on property is the Louisiana State Penitentiary. Sorry, it is
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days ago
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Man partied on unaware he had been shot in the head four days
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Son, did you mow the lawn?
Fun fact: Juries decide less than one percent of civil cases filed in court. Even more fun fact: A jury
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners.
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I did nothing wrong
If you are going to hype up a crowd to loot stores in Philadelphia, it’s probably against your interest to
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