The slowest gang in the South (end)
The Derby City Mowers, as they called themselves, weren’t your typical Louisville criminal enterprise. For one thing, their average age
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Crime
10 crimes fought by the National Guard
They sent in the National Guard to Washington DC. Here are 10 of the most common crimes they fight every
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War dogs in Appalachia didn’t listen to Jimmy
Once again, here is another scam that urges me to repeat Jimmy Conway’s wisdom from “Goodfellas.” Jimmy Conway : [Johnny
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10 insane laws you might run into in Colorado Springs
Why are these crazy laws still on the books? Here are some insane laws you better watch out for in
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The main reason you should move to Norway
Listen, I know deep inside you want to be Tony Soprano, or at least Paulie. So this is what you
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Locked up at Target
Target recently improved their quarterly results largely due to massive efforts to curb theft, including locking up more of the
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I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me
I held the door open for four bank robbers making their escape and they didn’t even tip me.
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Drop it like it’s hot
Interesting fact: The most common theft at Target is women dropping nail polish into their purse. Me, I put step
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The bump and the gaslighting
In the old days, I owned several motorcycles. I loved the wind in my hair, the rumble of my motorcycle
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Scottie Scheffler Arrested at Valhalla Club After Using Rolls Royce as Golf Cart
(LOUISVILLE, KY – 05-17-24) — The serene greens of the Valhalla Golf Club turned into a chaotic spectacle yesterday as
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Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model
In a landmark decision that has legal scholars and brand managers alike perusing the Constitution for mentions of “synergy” and
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The Moonlighting Astronaut: A Gravity-Defying Claim
Every day there is some new scam where someone is trying to sue or get worker’s compensation money because they
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Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser
You know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
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Playing golf in prison
Fun Fact: The only American prison with a golf course on property is the Louisiana State Penitentiary. Sorry, it is
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