Going round and round and turning upside down
If you are out partying tomorrow, keep in mind the Biden Administration’s somewhat parental-style legislative overreach (in my opinion) in
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Crime
Lawyer up, Jethro!
You are going to be rich! A judge ruled movie fans can sue Universal for false advertising because they rented
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95 Ocean, you have an open mic!
An LA County Sheriff‘s deputy was getting romantic in a squad car a few days ago. But she left the
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Valentine is the new wheel man for the heist
Valentine, a large and loyal mastiff, had been planning to surprise his girlfriend with a beautiful diamond necklace for weeks.
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The corn dog crime king
Lurchy the Mastiff worked at the state fair selling cotton candy. He was a friendly and well-loved member of the
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Thank goodness they interviewed Mrs. Burdick
Headline from 1903 NY Times: BURDICK MURDERED WITH A GOLF CLUB; Police Have Weapon with Which Buffalo Clubman Was Killed.
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200 police and scores of fire trucks block waves of panty raiders
Did it really take 200 police officers to block panty raiders on this campus in 1952?
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Local man writes $1.5 million dollar check for food delivery
This poor fellow ended up in the asylum, but why? I totally get it. You want dinner and you don’t
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City fines restaurant owner for graffiti the city can’t keep off his walls
San Francisco fines restaurant owner for the graffiti on his business. Say what? Reminds me of the time Seattle was
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Lucy prevented tragedy by gaining possession of the weapon
Now this could have been a disaster. But Lucy was the only one thinking right here when she averted a
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I’ll pick you up and we’ll drive to Canada for some Labatt’s and freedom!
“Here is how you are going to escape. Ok, when you guys, break for lunch, I’ll pretend I’m an Uber
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At least they put it up on blocks
Always fun to come out of the grocery store and your wheels are gone.
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Hold it down there, buddy, you sing like crap!
Stanley loved to sing. He thought he was Frank Sinatra. He was singing non-stop when his neighbors called the coppers.
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Gypsy curse drives men to life of crime
It takes a lot of stones to say a gypsy curse is what drove you to commit crimes. I’ve heard
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My best friend stole my girl
Relationships have ups and downs. Sometimes you have to act crazy.
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