Crime and Legal

Local man writes $1.5 million dollar check for food delivery

This poor fellow ended up in the asylum, but why? I totally get it. You want dinner and you don’t want to pay for it. But food delivery is expensive! Especially if you NEVER want to leave the house. You want every meal delivered. So in my opinion, $1.5 million is the MINIMUM you will need for constant delivery. Law enforcement didn’t agree, however, and he was arrested. Turns out he didn’t have that kind of scratch. Sorry, brother.

Joe Ditzel

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