Politics and Government

It’s down there with some old USFL jerseys and The Apprentice swag

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Trump‘s legal team said all classified and de-classified documents kept at Mar-A-Lago were in “secure storage.” Interviews with cleaning and support staff at the home and resort had a different description. “We just threw those boxes in this closet we keep some old USFL jerseys and stuff Mr. Trump borrowed from the Apprentice,” said a housekeeper. “It’s not very organized. We thought that White House stuff was just more junk but somebody said they are nuclear codes and stuff like that. I don’t know about it.”

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