That time I became a cyborg

I was watching a Facebook video where a woman said if you watch anime you have a much higher likelihood of being demonically possessed.

I commented, “This is true. I was watching anime and they sent a message into my brain. The message was “The Browns will Win the Super Bowl next year!” My eyes started glowing and I became a cyborg. I was obsessed with this message and waited with anticipation over the years. When it became clear the Browns have no intention of putting together a Super Bowl winner, I watched more anime to get my next message. They wired into my brain again and all they said was, “Try the Packers.”