Yoga is a portal to demonic possession

I watched an Instagram video where a priest claims yoga is a portal to demonic possession. I commented, “This is true. I was in the Lotus position and meditating on oatmeal-raisin cookie recipes when a portal rose from the floor and Satan stepped out. He said “Why are you meditating on oatmeal-raisin cookies? I demand that you think about chocolate chip!” I reached behind me where I kept my concealed carry stash of Oreos and started throwing them at him like Ninja stars. He screamed and fell back into the portal and disappeared into the floor. Scary stuff.”