Travel and Places

10 completely bonkers theme parks that in Dallas that are no more

Some theme parks are extra fun. But these Dallas parks were off the chain. RIP.

DinoDallas World

  • Location: Downtown Dallas
  • Signature Ride: “Jurassic Jumble” – a roller coaster through prehistoric terrains with life-sized animatronic dinosaurs.
  • Years in Operation: 1990-2005
  • Slogan: “Step Back in Time, Ride the Dino Prime!”

Texan Towers

  • Location: Dallas outskirts
  • Signature Ride: “Lone Star Loop” – a thrilling upside-down coaster experience.
  • Years in Operation: 1998-2015
  • Slogan: “Reach for the Texas Sky, Where Stars and Rides Fly High!”

Mystic Bayou Wonderland

  • Location: Near White Rock Lake
  • Signature Ride: “Swamp Serpent Slides” – twisting water slides mimicking the serpentine bayous.
  • Years in Operation: 2000-2020
  • Slogan: “Dive into the Depths, Where Magic and Mystery Mesh!”

Cowboy Chronicles Kingdom

  • Location: Dallas Midtown
  • Signature Ride: “Rodeo Rocket” – a rapid, rodeo-themed mine cart adventure.
  • Years in Operation: 1985-2000
  • Slogan: “Where the Wild West Whisks You Away, Ride the Rodeo Today!”

Dallas DreamScape

  • Location: Near Dallas Arts District
  • Signature Ride: “Fantasy Flight” – a flying theater ride through dreamy landscapes.
  • Years in Operation: 2005-2022
  • Slogan: “Dream, Drift, Dive – Dallas’s Dreamy Drive!”

Lunar Lone Star

  • Location: Dallas North End
  • Signature Ride: “Moonwalk Madness” – a zero-gravity spinning adventure.
  • Years in Operation: 2010-2025
  • Slogan: “From Texas to the Stars, Experience Lunar Wonders, No Bars!”

Oil Oasis Adventureland

  • Location: South Dallas
  • Signature Ride: “Derrick Drop” – a breathtaking freefall tower.
  • Years in Operation: 1995-2010
  • Slogan: “From Drills to Thrills, We Strike Adventure!”

Enchanted Estates

  • Location: East Dallas
  • Signature Ride: “Haunted Mansion Mystery” – a dark ride through an old, enchanted Dallas mansion.
  • Years in Operation: 2000-2015
  • Slogan: “Eerie and Enchanting, Unearth the Unknown!”

Prairie Pirate’s Cove

  • Location: West Dallas
  • Signature Ride: “Buccaneer’s Boat Bash” – a rapid river raft ride with pirate encounters.
  • Years in Operation: 1990-2005
  • Slogan: “Ahoy Dallas! Set Sail for Scurvy Scares!”

Galactic Gateway

  • Location: Dallas Technology District
  • Signature Ride: “Spaceship Sprint” – an interstellar spaceship racing coaster.
  • Years in Operation: 2015-2030
  • Slogan: “To Infinity and the Big D, Where the Galaxy and Dallas Meet!”

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