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10 of the worst golf courses in America

There are a lot of bad ones out there, but these are some of the worst golf courses in America.

Twitter Acres – Elon Musk bought this course in 2022 but he fired half the staff on the first day and the other half walked out the next day

Foot in Mouthland – Just outside Los Angeles, this course is owned by Kanye West who actually has never been there.

Fyre Fake – this course was supposedly part of the completely fake Fyre Festival, a scam that conned hundreds of people into spending thousands of dollars on a music festival that didn’t exist. Likewise, this course doesn’t actually exist.

Browns Greens – Browns Greens is south of Cleveland and is only 17 holes. It represents the Cleveland Browns who somehow always come up short.

Hammer Hills – owned by Paul Pelosi, Hammer Hills allows the use of hammers, saws and knifes to clear any trees, bushes or brush in front of your ball.

Classified Creek – One of the many golf courses owned by Donald Trump, the grass on Classified Creek greens is laid over hidden caches of classified documents from the President’s time in office.

Oz Point – One of 48 golf courses owned by Dr. Oz, the clubhouse at Oz Point was the site of the kickoff of his campaign for Senate in Philadelphia. His kickoff speech mostly touched on how he is for the little man and against the rich elites running this country in the ground.

Biden Pines – Biden Pines is often the setting President Joe Biden uses to announce new programs for Americans that should only cost $750 trillion or so but you won’t have to pay your student loan so there’s that.

Mount Maga Golf and CC – Mount Maga appeals to fans of President Donald Trump. Popular holes include No. 6 – Insurrection, No. 10 – Fake News and a tricky par 3, No. 17 – Election Denial

Tech Layoff Lakes – located in Silicon Valley, Tech Layoff Lakes members are often between jobs in the volatile battle for tech supremacy.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.