10 ways you can tell you’ve picked a terrible summer job
- Your job title says “Lion Tamer,” but the zoo only has hamsters.
- Your work uniform includes a cape, snorkel, and cowboy boots, even though you work at a library.
- Your boss insists the best time to sell ice cream is 3 AM.
- Instead of a paycheck, you’re paid in rubber ducks.
- You’re tasked with selling sunscreen at a vampire convention.
- Your office is located inside a giant shoe.
- Your orientation video is a loop of someone juggling flaming pineapples.
- You’re given a magic wand and a crystal ball for your cashier job.
- Your main clientele are invisible unicorns.
- Every staff meeting involves a séance.
