3 Ways the Redskins Can Beat the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day 2018

There is one sure-fire way the Redskins can distract the Cowboys on Thanksgiving day this year to secure a victory: make fun of Texas traffic laws right to their face.

1.At the line of scrimmage: “Hey, Dak Prescott, I heard that in Texas paying a traffic ticket is an admission of guilt, and you are the worst offender!”

2.Lining up against a receiver: “OK, Amari Cooper, people are saying it’s illegal to operate a motor vehicle in Texas without windshield wipers, but not it’s not illegal to not have a windshield at all. What’s up with that, bro?”

3.On the offense: “Hey, Demarcus Lawrence, I heard you made a U-Turn in Richardson, Texas which is illegal in the whole town!”