Holidays

7 Things to be Thankful for This Thanksgiving

Life comes at you fast. Sometimes it is hard to take stock of all the great things to be thankful for — here are seven.

1.Friends who lie about how good you look.

2.Eating more than you should and telling yourself “you’ll run an extra mile tomorrow.”

3.Giving up on wondering why so many people wears pants that don’t fit. They are too low, too tight, too loose, too high, too baggy…

4.Accepting male pattern baldness.

5.Yes, I’m going to have another piece of pie.

6.Saved from myself by loving relatives yet again.

7.Bread is back.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.