Cars and Traffic

5 Driving Principles You Should Know Before You Get Behind The Wheel

Based on what I observe every day, here are five common driving principles.

1. You are always right.

2. If the other driver is right, see number one.

3. Never yield to let another driver merge.

4. Play your music so it can be heard three towns over.

5. Green lights mean you should hesitate and make sure you are on the right road. In fact, go ahead and block traffic until the light turns red again so you can really make sure.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at jditzel@yahoo.com as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.