And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups

Just watched a video on IG where a young man broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she started screaming at the top of her lungs.

Something similar happened to me once. My dog told me mid-flight he was leaving me for the lady across the aisle because she promised him his own room, daily massages, custom treats, pedicures, a private movie theater, his own swimming pool and an unlimited Amex card.

“And I get three daily chauffeured trips for pup cups,” he said.

I said, “Well, I would take that deal if I were you, then.” And added, “Can I go with you?”