Be real, Hailey and Selena are besties

March 25, 2023March 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Come on, folks. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are NOT causing drama.

I mean, remember a few weeks ago when Selena posted she over-laminated her eyebrows. Now I don’t know why anyone would laminate anything other than a floor or a boat hull, but right away Hailey and Kiley posted close ups of their eyebrows with the captions “this was an accident?”

WOW! Coming in hot!

It was just a coincidence. There is NO rivalry between Hailey and Selena. What’s that? Selena just posted her March Madness brackets? UH-OH, here we go again!

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Joe Ditzel

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