Are You Calling Me A Coward?

Tobias Fünke: Are you calling me a coward?

Warden Stefan Gentles: There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.

Tobias Fünke: Ouch.

– Arrested Development

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